non-volerli-vittime:

I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.

stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

karkastiel:

when u get the food

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dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed.
(via explore-my-universe)
squiddlebutt:

"wow jeff your mom sounds like a prepubescent boy"
"shut it"

squiddlebutt:

"wow jeff your mom sounds like a prepubescent boy"

"shut it"

gaikudo:

jyostar:

gaikudo:

OH MY FUCKING GOD EEVEYRONE WATFCH THIS RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT NOW NICOLE YOU PAID $55 JUST TO GET THIS MAN TO TELL ME I HAVE SHIT TASTE

well emily, that’s how shit your taste is

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
me: oh

maarkhoppus:

[shaves legs] [feels successful] [finds out i missed a HUGE FUCKING SPOT ON MY KNEE]

proveable:

my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

catbotsattack:

dandybound:

catbotsattack:

making pokemon is hard like

i think

  • jack has a porygon, magnezone, typhlosion, maybe some kind of monkey or a jolteon
  • kimiko has pyroar, rapidash, ninetales, furfrou
  • good jack has a slyveon, and i’m torn between other assorted fairy types or pokemon that aren’t conventionally cute like claydol or metagross, also he probably winds up with a hydreigon or something and somehow it’s the sweetest thing
  • rai has like a teddiursa and some flying shit idk fearows always remind me of him for some reason maybe a swellow because it looks like a little shit
  • clay winds up with a torterra and a gogoat
  • and omi has a shiny bidoof and he thinks it’s just the best thing ever but it’s really just as a lame as other bidoof but it learns surf so hey, maybe a spheal i dunno a lot of round things
  • wuyas got a bunch of ghosts, chases has like a pride of pyroars and stupid dragons, le mime has 34 pc boxes full of mr. mimes

this is all up for changes everything changes everyone has like all the pokemon and they swap out their team as needed fcuk

wAIT SO CHASE HAS PYROARS?? what about luxrays and other big cat pokemon???

he’s got like all the cats all the persians and the luxrays and the liepards

but pyroars are the coolest there aren’t enough big cat pokemon what’s up with that cats are great

I really love the idea of rai having a zweiolous though,like it doesnt evolve and the two heads have different personalities